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我不相信一个头发都梳不好的人

I cannot trust a man who cannot do a proper comb-over.

他们就是这么说我的

That's what they're saying about me?

你都和查尔斯.曼森一起工作过

you worked with Charles Manson.

还有里查德.尼克松

Ah. Richard Nixon?

你能让所有人抓狂

You're a master of distraction.

我从没见过你这样的人

I've never seen anything like it.

你干蠢事一流人们觉得你的所作所为

You could fuck up, and people think

简直是史上最大的笑话

it's the biggest fuck up ever,

然后你又想出个更蠢的梗

and you've got one bigger

作为第二天的推特素材

and loaded up for the next day.

你的蠢话让人招架不住

Distraction after distraction

直到所有人习以为常

till everybody's just fucked.