神偷奶爸

金钱东风

yello？

home sweet home

是该开始为所欲为

It's about time that I get my way

孩儿们 集合

Minions, assemble!

这就是哥

That's how I roll.

简直小巫见大巫

out of the water!

世界便任我予取予求

the world will give me whatever I want to get it back!

明白没

Get the picture?

一批新人年华大好 野心勃勃

Younger than you, hungrier than you,

让你尝尝厉害

Come to papa!

有了

Light bulb.

事情是这样的

Well, here's the deallo.

你看我像吗

Do I look like I speak Spanish?

我猜爸爸的眼睛闪亮如明星

I bet the daddy's eyes sparkle.

样子不错喔

Pretty impressive

毛绒绒的狗狗

Fluffy doggy

你是不是老得耳朵都不灵了

Why-why are you, why are you so old?

好了 晚安 都躺好了 好梦

Okey-dokey, Beddie-bye. All tucked in. Sweet dreams.

good night, sleep tight,

拉钩钩保证

Pinkie promise?

生活总是充满失望

Life is full of disappointments

他好多毛毛啊 可爱死了

He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!

voice like silk

这是你留名史册的机会

Your chance to make history,

肯定不会比待会的月亮大

Not as big as the moon is going to be!

我称它为恶有恶报原理

I call it the nefario principle.

慘了

Oh, poop.

这一次 邪不压正

This time, good triumphs,

怡然自得乐陶陶

thought he was happy as he could be.

全倒

Knocked over!