美国战队：世界警察

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.

我们（Team America）不过是阴茎（dick:自我为中心的傻嗨）而已，鲁莽、自大、愚蠢的阴茎。

And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.

影员协会也只是阴道（pussy:懦弱的娘娘腔）。

And Kim Jong Il is an asshole.

而金X日就是屁眼（asshole:混球）。

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks, But dicks also fuck assholes.

阴道不怎么喜欢阴茎，因为阴茎老是透它，但是阴茎同时也会透屁眼。

assholes that just want to shit on everything.

而屁眼就不一样了，它只想在所有的东西上面大便。

Pussies may think they can deal with assholes on their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.

阴道觉得它能用自己的方法说服屁眼，但遗憾的是唯一能透屁眼的还是只有阴茎，一只有蛋蛋（胆量）的阴茎。

The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show them that.

问题在于，阴茎有时候透得太多了，甚至不该透的时候也透。而此时，就需要阴道来指导它们了。

But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes.

但是有时候阴道也自身难保地变成了屁眼，因为阴道与屁眼的物理距离实在是太近了。

I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

我对这个疯狂的世界不甚了解，但我确切地知道：如果你们不让我干这个屁眼（混蛋），那么我们的阴茎和阴道都会为此而沾满大便！