00:01:06 I just up and died
00:01:09 I just up and died
00:01:11 I just up and died
00:01:14 And went off to heaven
00:01:17 Right up a long stairway
00:01:20 A stairway of pretty clouds
00:01:23 I climbed all the way up
00:01:26 Stumbling back and forth
00:01:28 Tottering and swaying
00:01:31 I kept on a-climbing
00:01:34 Until I finally made it
00:01:37 To heaven's gate
00:01:47 Heaven's a cool place Come up and see
00:01:50 The booze is good And the girls are pretty
00:01:57 The way I died
00:01:59 Was while driving drunk
00:02:08 I just up and died
00:02:11 I just up and died
00:02:14 I just up and died
00:02:17 And went off to heaven
00:02:20 But here in heaven
00:02:23 There's a mean ole god
00:02:25 He takes your booze away
00:02:28 And hollers all the time
00:02:32 "Listen here: Heaven ain't such an easygoing place!
00:02:40 Be more serious!"
00:02:43 Heaven's a cool place Come up and see
00:02:46 The booze is good And the girls are pretty
00:02:53 I just keep on drinking
00:02:56 All day, every day
00:02:59 Now I've forgotten
00:03:02 All about that mean ole god
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