他是我蓝颜知己，我就像爱我兄弟一样爱他。
“He is my platonic friend, I love him like a brother!”
他是我朋友，我的蓝颜知己。
"He's my bud, my platonic friend!"
男人才没有蓝颜知己，懂吗？我们只有还没上过的女人！一旦摸清她的底细，我就上了她。
Men don't have platonic friends, ok? We just have women we haven't fucked yet! As soon as I'm figuring this out, I'm in there.
其实我们也有蓝颜知己的，我们都有，不过都是不小心有的。我一直想上我的蓝颜知己，一不小心转错弯，走进了朋友的区域，结果变成了朋友。“啊，不要啊，我怎么进入朋友区了！”
We've got some platonic friends, we all do, I've got some but they're all by accident! Every platonic friend I've got is some woman I was trying to fuck, I made a wrong turn somewhere and ended up in the Friend Zone! “Oh, no, I am in the Friend Zone!”
你知道蓝颜知己对女人来说意味着什么吗？就是一根装在玻璃盒里的鸡巴。"紧急情况下砸开玻璃盒"。伙计们，如果你老婆有蓝颜知己，你在外面乱搞的时候，她就跟他们上床。有些哥们根本没想这事，你老婆靠在他肩膀上哭：“真不敢相信会发生这种事，我很高兴你能在这里。。。。。。Mua~mua~mua”。没错，这事会发生在你身上。你认识下一个上你老婆的人。你见过他，他来过你家，吃你家饭菜，喝你的酒，然后他会背叛你！
Do you know what a platonic friend is to a woman? It's like a dick in a glass case. “In case of emergency break open glass.” Fellas, if your woman's got platonic friends, that's who she'll be fucking when you mess up! One of them guys wouldn't even be thinking about it, boy. She'll be crying on his shoulder:"I can't believe this happened, I am so glad you're here.....mua~mua~mua." That's right! It's gonna happen to you! You know the next man who'll fuck your woman. You've met him, he's been at your house, he ate your food, he drank your wine! And he shall betray you!
