克里斯·洛克：可劲造

我不是说O.J应该杀了他老婆，但是我理解。
I'm not saying he should've killed her, but I understand

Every time black people want to have a good time, but ignorant-ass niggas fuck it up.

但是她们可以永远拥有她们的蓝颜知己，为什么？因为你不会知道
But they keep platonic friends forever, why? 'Cause you never know.

你知道蓝颜知己对女人来说意味着什么吗？
Do you what a platonic friend is to woman? It' like a dick in a glass case, break open the case if emergency

所以我就去上社区大学了，我心想：“我选一些我了解的课吧”
So I went to community college,and i said:"Let me take some shit I konw".
然后我选了黑人历史课，我应该知道这个，因为我是黑人，对不对？
So I took a Black history class.I've got to konw this,I'm black,right?
我会得到B只要我出现在课堂上，明白吗？
I get a B just for showing up,right?
但是我挂了黑人历史课。为什么呢？因为我对非洲一无所知。
But I failed Black history.Why? 'Cause I didn't know shit about Africa!
你们知道，你们去白人的学校上学，就学点欧洲历史什么的。
Cause you know,you go to white schools,you learn Europe up the ass.
我对非洲唯一的印象就是远。
The only thing Iknow about Africa it's far
非洲非常非常远，有三十五小时的航程。
Africa is far,far away.Afrca'like a 35-hours flight.
所以坐船就更远。
So you know that boat ride was real long!
远到现在有些黑奴还没到呢。
The boat ride is so long there are still slaves on ther way here!

你知道最悲伤的是什么么？马丁路德金提倡无暴力运动
You know what is sad,man?Martin Luther King stood for non-violence.
现在马丁路德金是什么？一条路！
Now waht's Martin Luther King? A street!
无论你在美国的哪里，只要在马丁路德金路上，那一定有暴力在发生！
And I don't give a fuck where you are in America,if you'lre on a Martin Luther King Boulevard,there is some violence going down!

每个单身男人都得做选择。
Every single man in here has got a choice to make.
Commitment...(jump around)...Or new pussy!