1>拼字游戏里Lisa说id是个词而不仅是abbreviation。拿出垫沙发腿的字典，Lisa:"id, along with the ego and superego, one of the 3 components of psyche. "这是弗洛伊德的人格结构理论（弗洛伊德认为人格由本我(id)、自我(ego)和超我(superego)构成）。基于Lisa是个天才的人物设定，她应该是真的知道。
2>This test will have no affect on your grades, it merely determine your future social status and financial success, if any. 哈哈，班主任说的。在她眼里，跟成绩没关的就是小事情。太现实
3>妈：“He's a good boy now and he's getting better.有时候他很特别所以需要特别的关爱。”爸：“对，这就是他被宠成这样的原因。” 赞同妈妈说的教育理念。
4>蓝发老师（还没记住人名）说巴特的智商超乎寻常，写了张纸条给爸爸，爸爸惊呼：“912！”“额，你拿反了，其实是216。”然后爸爸好沮丧，蓝发老师安慰他：“That's still amazingly high.”【没太get出来什么意思】
5>“Bart，are you ever bored in school?”
"Oh you bet"
"Never feel a little frustrated?"
"all the time sir"
"do you ever dream of leaving your class to persue your intellectual development and independent basis?"
"Like you read my mind man."
天才是这么想的，你也这么想的，所以你就是天才。
6>妈妈给巴特梳头，说“you look very intellegent ” 之前咋没觉得长得个聪明样？所以你真正是什么样不重要，别人认为你是什么样才重要。
11>他说想回原来的学校，老师问他不觉得无聊吗？他说："yeah you know kinda,but i was thingking i could go undercover，I can pretend I'm a regular dump kid, study them and see what they do with each other，然后想想怎么让他们变聪明。
这发应速度也够聪明的
3>丽萨说有个supervising technician岗位招人I'm no supervising technician, I'm a technical supervisor.没懂。I've never done anything worthwhile in my life, I'm a big worhless nothing.’
4>老爸想借酒浇愁，没有酒，看到写着“Don't worry Daddy. We love you anyway”的蛋糕，一点感动也没有。为了买酒，居然砸了儿子的存钱罐。——所以，人在落魄的时候真的很容易变得特别自私，特别无情，特别可怕。所以有那么句话叫“穷寇莫追。”
5>他爸活不下去，想寻死，从院子里搬了块大石头往海边走，走路很费劲，他说：“Nothing is easy”没有什么事是简单的，就连死也是。——BUT，有时候也许是你方法用错了才让事情变得格外困难，比如这里，如果荷马到海边再找石头不就生了很多力气么。
6>"Now I have a purpose, a reason to live, I don't have to care who I have to face.I don't care who I have to fight. I will not rest, until this bridge get its stop sign."所以只要做自己觉得有意义的事，就算是再小的事，也会让生活有了希望。
3>Policemen: "A couple of beer will be nice though."
Bar owner: "OK, 2 bucks boys....Just kidding."
Policemen: "Good one though."
4>为了“拯救”家庭，荷马卖了电视，交钱去家庭治疗班。医师用了常规方法、非常规方法、变态方法都没用，最后退给他们双倍报名费，然后他们瞬间都开心了。——所以①钱才是解决各种问题的关键；②坏家庭关系是从一个人的坏心情产生的。
—————————————————————————————————————— 辛普森一家 S01E04 和恶棍的斗争
1> "I guess you were right. All that homework was a waste of your time."
英年早逝的时候，才知道浪费了多少时间去浪费时间的事。
2>老爸拿吹风机给巴特擦干233333
3>"I'm here to see grandpa"
房间探出好多脑袋
"Half the people here are named grandpa."
4>"There's some bullies at school who keep beating me up."
"If you don't stand up for yourself, bullies are going to picking you for the rest of your life."
校园暴力
5>巴特召集小伙伴反抗恶霸，他说：“I can't promise you victory and I can't promise you it's a good time but the only thing I do know is...”所有人都走了，他喊：“I promise you victory and I promise you a good time ”大家就又欢呼着回来了
——所以一方面，人就是爱听假话，因为好听啊；另一方面，只有积极的念头才能把事情开展下去。
6>一个“小兵”害怕狗，巴特扇他一个大嘴巴，转身，爷爷也给他一个大嘴巴，说：
“Sorry Bart. You can push them out of a plane. You can march them after a cliff. You can send them off to die on some god for sake rock.But for some reason, You can't slap them. Apologize for that boy right now.”
长官可以让一个士兵做任何一个士兵应该做的是，但不能不尊重他们的人格。
7>Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, contrary to what you've just seen war is neither glimmers nor fun.There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, but the following are exeptions.-the American Revolutionary, World War II and star war trilogy.
—————————————————————————————————————— 辛普森的一家 S01E05
—————————————————————————————————————— 辛普森一家 S01E06 Lisa和她忧郁的心
1>丽萨占着厕所，老爸敲门催半天，终于丽萨出来了，巴特突然冲进去喊：“Sorry dad, women and children first.”——所以，过度使用的特权有时候很讨厌，即使是出于保护弱者，矫枉过正，公平才是终极目标。
3>受到从学校寄来的Notice，老爸问巴特，你又干什么了。巴特：“I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. There's nobody can prove anything.”妈妈说：No Bart there's no business about you.这里没你什么事儿。”巴特：“It isn't? There must be some mistake.没我的事？那肯定有问题”
4>这封告状信也真是。。。real耿直
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Lisa:"I'm just wonderring what's the point, would it make any differences if I've never existed? How can we sleep at night when there're so many people sufferring in the world."我的天啊！！我前一阵也一发不可收拾地陷在这个问题里！不知道自己的存在对这个世界有什么意义，觉得自己是个废饼！然后荷马逗她笑，但是他不知道，发自内心的犹豫和悲伤是不能通过外界娱乐的刺激疏解的。——所以，前面她即兴演讲实际上是想给自己的存在找个理由，让自己为需要帮助的人做点什么。
5>老妈的妈妈的教诲："Margie, before you go out that door, let's put our face on, because people know how good a mommy you have by the sides of your smile. "
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6>“You have been to a dentist?”
“Yeah”
“Not me. I suppose I should go to one, but I got enough pain in my life as it is.”
"I have problems too."
"well, I can't help you kid."——所以，你可以找到和你志趣相投的人倾诉心情，但是没人能帮你解决内心的烦恼。
7>“You know you play very well for some no real problem.”
"Yeah, but I don't feel any better."
“The blues isn't about feeling better. It's about making another people feeling worse and makes a full box well yet（不知道听的对不对）.”哈哈哈哈笑死了，“布鲁斯音乐并不会让人心情好，而是让其他的人心情不好，以此赚个盆满钵满。”
8>
"Lisa listen to me. This is important. I want you to smile today"
"But I don't feel like smiling."
"It doesn't matter how you feel inside you know. It's what shows up on the surface it counts. Take all your bad feelings, and push them down, all the way down. Pass to your knees until almost walking on them. And then you'll fit in. And you'll be invited to parties. And boys will like you. And happiness will follow."
但是听到同学说“我以为你只会说something weird，但看你的笑容感觉还挺好的”，听到老师说：“希望一会儿排练的时候不要再演奏creativity的东西了。”妈妈怒了。
"I was wrong. I take it all back. Always be yourself. You wanna be sad, honey, be sad.We are right there with you. And you get finished feeling sad, we'll still be there. From now on, let me do the smile thing for both of us."——所以，压抑孩子自然产生的感觉是非常残忍的，或喜或悲，孩子需要的是理解而不是纠正和掩饰。
“I just want to use this occasion to announce my retirement undefeated from the world of the video boxes.” 我要带着我的不败纪录在拳击电玩世界隐退。——所以①见好就收才能避免越陷越深；②一直保持最佳是很累的，适当的时候离开，让经典永远活在历史里；③你永远打败一个已经放弃了胜负欲的人。
—————————————————————————————————————— 辛普森的一家7 The call of the Simpson
1> Bart:"Dad,How come we can't get a decent mower like the Flanders have?"
Homer:"Just be happy with what you've got son. Don't try to keep up with the Flanders"
知足，珍惜当下
2>推销员在系统里查了一下荷马的信用记录，警报声响起来了。
Homer:"Is that a good siren? Am I approved?"
Salesman:"You've ever know a siren to be good?"
3>荷马买破车好面儿不和家人商量，在森林里横冲直撞也不管家人感受，直到车翻沟里了。
4>这集核心在于讽刺媒体舆论引导——荷马沾了一身泥，被惊慌的路人拍到，媒体未经查实就说这是一个不明生物，加上有企业出高价悬赏，人们的猎奇心理甚至催生了景点新的卖点。
老妈看到报纸《BIGFOOT STILL AT LARGE》的插图，认出这是荷马。报纸头条立刻变成《I MARRIED BIGFOOT》，人们把她也当做异类采访，即使她解释说他不是BIGFOOT而是Homer，人们愿意相信那是“怪兽”，《BIGFOOT'S WIFE PLEADS:"CAL HIM HOMER"》换言之，是民众创造了“怪兽”。记者试图挖掘他身上“异于常人”的特征，问她，他平时吃什么，她说排骨。《THE BIGFOOT DIET:PORK CHOPS APLENTY》。总之，一切都被贴上BIGFOOT的标签，一切都被解读成非正常人类，甚至Homer被捕后还要成立研究机构来研究他。
5>讽刺学术。。。——①专家花很多钱研究出荒谬的结论 ②没人愿意直白地指出事实，都用一堆晦涩的语言试图解释，因为都怕被当成LOW逼。
Scientist-1: "After extensive biological and anatomical testing I regret to announce that the evidence we have is inconclusive . This thing may or may not be a human."
Scientist-2: "That's what he thinks. I think it's none other than Bigfoot himself
Scientist-1: "Oh no I disagree. I think it's a man. His eyes have the glimmer of human intelligence."
Homer: "Oh the guys at work will have a field with it."这些人会创造一门新的学术研究领域。（大概这个意思吧。）
再亲密的感情都是需要细心经营的
Lisa又语出惊人了：
overcompensation——mom is wracked with guilt because her marrige is failing.
I read about what happens to kids whose parents no longer love and cherish each other.They go through eight separate stages. Right now, I'm in stage 3, fear. You're in stage 2 denial.
父母感情破裂后，孩子心理经历的8大阶段：，否认，恐惧，，self-pity。【没查到完整的】
完结
